100WC - 13 May - Abby

Did you know that Gerald

and Mike Wazowski are related?




Well let me explain this… Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing at Mike’s dumb face, a thing that brothers would do. They both have two eyes and are used for memes. Occasionally Mike has one eye but right now let’s just say he has two.




Gerald and mike are both the same colour, brown and brown as you can clearly see. Anyway these two have gone down with the history of memes, therefore making these two movie characters that are very close brothers that are definitely related!






I rest my case.

100WC - 13 May - Mindy

In a land far away there was boy named Gerald and his best friend Gary. Gerald and Gary went for a walk on a stormy day. There were lots of deep puddles on the roads. So Gary decided it would be fun to jump into the puddles. Little did Gary know that at the bottom of each puddle there was lots of mud. Gary was jumping away until he got to one puddle that was a lot bigger than the others. He took a big leap and slid right across the puddle. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.

100WC - 13 May - Ruby

We had a reliever teacher today but who? As I was thinking about that the teacher came in. Everything went silent except her boots clanking on the wooden, worn floor. She had big red lips, with long wavy hair half of which was tied up in a neat bun and she had blue eyes with glasses. She wrote her name on the board. She wrote in linked writing “Mrs Bibblegoster." When she sat down a boy came in. Gerald. He took one look at the name on the board and started cracking up. All through out the day Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.

100WC - 13 May - Rhianna

Meet the Pittsburgh family, there is Hamish Pittsburgh, Claudia Pittsburgh and the children Gerald and Daisy. Hamish works on the NASA ISS team, Claudia owns her own shop called “A small world“ and Gerald is a first year at college as Daisy is 2 years old. But Gerald has a special disease where he does not laugh. (This affected his friend life for he only really likes to be friends with boring people.) One day he was invited to go to a comedy show. One of the jokes was =What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?= dino-snore= and Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.

100WC - 13 May - Rebekah

Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. It was the only way to hide the fear boiling inside of him. The fear that made his whole body tense as the enemy spoke. Gerald's eyes darted around the room trying to find something to look at other than the ghastly shadow of his long lost enemy. “HA,HA,HA,HA.” He went on in a tone that sounded like a nervous clown. Gerald's fear kept increasing as the shadow came ever so closer. The enemy sat down on a seat across from Gerald and said “Do you remember when...” That's when Gerald ran.

100WC - 13 May - Mya

Mrs Squirmer was cruelest school teacher ever and it wasn’t helpful on the last day of school. Last year our teacher was way better because on the last day of school she took us to the ice cream parlour and got us a triple scoop. They were the good days but today we’re doing math inspections. We were 1 hour into our inspections then all of a sudden a 3rd grader ran past screaming like a wild thing. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. Gerald was the kid who laughed at every thing, he's the reason we are all skipping lunch.

100WC - 13 May - Alanah

The Worst Day Of My Life!!!

I just unlocked the door to my house and smoke started spilling out my door, it burned my eyes. The first thing that came into my mind was “FIRE!” I automatically called 111. I made sure no one was in there by yelling, “HELLO IS ANYONE HOME!” Thankfully no one was in there. I then started walking up my driveway because I could hear sirens but I heard a voice coming from the back garden… I went to see who it was. It was Gerald our neighbour standing against the fence with a lighter and Gerald just couldn't stop laughing.

100WC - 13 May - Aimee H

I had a terrible day at school. I was walking back from school when suddenly I tripped over my mini soccer ball and landed on one of my dad's rusty, old tools. I just wanted this horrible day to end, so I got up rubbed my shoulder pick up the key from the mat and opened the door. When I closed the I heard crying and it sounded like mum, I walked in the kitchen and mum ran at me and said: “Gerald,  your father and I are having a divorce.” I just couldn’t stop laughing. “Mum is this a joke, no you can’t divorce today I had the worst day ever and now this, no I’m going to my room.” I ran up the stairs and flopped on my bed. “This day is the worst."

100WC - 6 May - Aimee W

The very greasy Brown Bear walked around town in the summer sun as the butter on his back melted.  The very greasy Brown Bear strolled past the salt and pepper towers as his fur slowly got lighter... Day 27 of summer the very greasy Brown Bear noticed that his fur had gotten sun bleached! He ran back into his home and flopped into his giraffe bedding. He stayed in the dark for the rest of summer and made sure that when the next summer came around that he would wear sunscreen instead of butter. Moral of the story: wear sunscreen.

100WC - 6 May - Mya

Baking FAIL

(100 word story)

Today I wanted to make the ultimate cake for mums birthday! I pulled on my giraffe apron and opened the fridge to grab my brown sugar salt crystals for her cake but instead I actually found a big, melted, sticky, mess all over the icey fridge walls. Mum would just have to have a plain cake now. After an hour of creating my cake mix I put it in the oven and after half a hour I took it out. It looked beautiful. I decided to cut myself a slice but then found the sponge in the center was greasy.                                 

100WC - 6 May - Ruby

Nana told me to cook a Sunday roast for the family. She handed me a recipe as she greeted the visitors in. I looked down in dismay at the recipe.


Instructions:

Preheat the oven to 590’ degrees. cut up the giraffe in 17 equal squares. Put it in a greasy cake tin and put some brown sugar on the giraffe and leave it to marinate. Put it in the oven and take it out once it has melted. While it is melting put some salt on some potatoes. Then leave them to cool.


I served it up and everyone enjoyed it.

100WC - 6 May - Sophia L

The robots worked night and day never getting a day off. Then the inspector came every second day doing the taste testing. The bell would be rung and the chocolate making robots stopped everything holding up tasting spoon for the inspector to try. Every day the man would make nasty comments “this has way too much salt, did you nasty contraptions put salt instead of sugar?” or maybe “Clean up after yourselves you leave machines greasy.” Every day the brown melted chocolate swirled in the big pots. And the giraffes galloped freely outside but the robots did not feel free.

100WC - 6 May - Rebekah

She rings three times before I answer.

She talked non stop. “So are you going to go? Oh come on you have to go. It’ll be fun.” she said.

I melted the butter. Put in the salt. Placed the small cake in the oven and listened as she spoke. I made a coffee and stared down at the brown liquid moving in swirls around the mug.

The girl's head slowly drifted into my mind. Her greasy torn hair. Her bright blue eyes staring at me never blinking. The small giraffe toy she held never letting go.

“I’ve failed,” I thought.

100WC - 6 May - Abby

The greasy giraffe wandered over towards the fat, brown turd that sat on the ground. He sniffed the melted poo, it smelt badly of salt. It was so strong that all the grease dripped off the giraffe and he fainted. The giraffe awoke in his own pool of grease, then he looked up… to his surprise, the turd was gone. A mouse had eaten it, the sloppy brown mess all around its mouth. The mouse licked its lips and continued onwards. The giraffe looked down to where the turd once was, and with a sad look said, “that was mine.”

100WC - 6 May - Alanah

How to make a Giraffe chocolate cake

INGREDIENTS:

A pinch of salt

A cup of brown sugar

50grams of melted butter

2 cups of flour

Half a cup of cocoa

METHOD:

Melt 50 grams of butter and cream it with a cup of brown sugar, then add 2 cups of flour and mix well. If it looks greasy its ok because you haven't added all the dry ingredients yet. Add a pinch of salt and half a cup of cocoa, then mix for 2 minutes. Tip the mixture in a giraffe-shaped mold then bake at 200 Celsius for 15-20 minutes.

100WC - 6 May - Niamh

I stood in the doorway taking in the surroundings of the room set in front of me. I turned my head seeing the old melted ice cream stains on the duvet, the crumpled, worn toy giraffe with stuffing falling out lying dead on the dresser. I moved around and looked at the dust caked windowsill and the greasy streaked window that stood tall above it. Leaning against the sighing brown wood walls. I walked to the window and looked out to the vast salt waters of the ocean, I picked a soapy rag and began wiping away my old memories.